Crazy Lady Contest

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Deliguy

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Alrighty got a contest for ya!
I got this crazy lady that keeps cat calling my biz. She keeps demanding that we fix her computer yelling and screaming and shit at me and I keep telling her to fuck off(its company policy not to deal with assholes). This lady is obviously crazy(i mean that literally). So here's the deal. I'm busy with shit and need her to quit calling, I could block her number in the phone system but thats no fun. Instead I want your help to help me verbally get rid of her. She's already called like 7 times.

Fire off your suggestions on what I should say to get rid of her. I PROMISE I will say each and every one of them in the order you give them to me no matter what they are. One per phone call. The contest stops when she quits calling. The statements have to be one setence and fairly short. The one whos statement results in her last call WINS! I"ll paypal $5 to the winner(just for the fun of it). If she doesn't call back after i post this for some reason i'll also paypal the five bucks to whoever replies with a statement first. I'll also post her responses to each of your suggestions.

READY SET GO!
 


"I'm in the process of filing a restraining order on you at this very moment! I'll have to call you back."
 
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Hi this is <name>,

How may I help you today with our escorts?
<huh response?>

Today we have a special deal, our gigolo's are for half the price! We can send them immediatly to your place!!!
What is your address?

<she talks about computer problems>
Sorry, this is a male escort service. Can I help you with some strippers?

.....
she stops calling!
 
in voice of a recording, a service tech will be with you in 900 minutes please hold patiently all calls are handled in the order they are received!
 
"I'm in the process of filing a restraining order on you"

Call #1 3:48pm PST
HAHAHAHA! oh man that one got her fired up.
her response:
"YEAH! *mumbling and angry jibberish i couldn't understand* YOUR ILLEGAL!"
*hung up*

Waiting for call number 2
 
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