You know they don't normally attack people in cars, let alone get into cars?Bears and coyotes everywhere.
Happy you are safe. This is what you get for ignoring me on skype.
You know they don't normally attack people in cars, let alone get into cars?Bears and coyotes everywhere.
pix or none of this ever happened...
Coyotes and Bears, oh mai....quit being such a little beta faggot, B. Grizz, wolves and cougars are the only thing that will attack a full grown gay webmaster, and I don't think you have grizzlies. Get some bear spray and leave the piece at home, you go to the klink, Martin's going to have to move to Utard so he can multi-wife Amanda. Easier for everyone if you just don't carry...
Word of advice.
#1 - get that felony expunged, or otherwise ask for your right to own firearms back (Yes, this can be done, but it is expensive).
#2 - Get rid of the glock & buy a cap & ball BP revolver. These are legal for you as a felon to own, and will provide more than enough personal protection.
Good thing you're white! It's sad, but probably true.
PS. Bears and cougars and shit, are far more scared of you than the other way around. Well, unless you startle them, or get stuck in between a mom and her cubs, then it's a different story. Don't worry though, you're not going to have some cougar jumping out at you from the bushes anytime soon.