drove into a ditch tonight, cops came, had gun on me..



Next time put the gun inside your underwear. If they ask what tell them it's your cock
 
Well your lucky, but where I am at people still have gun racks in their back windows of their cars and the cops are crooked as shit. Just depends on the area you are from and how strict the cops are. You drive a city over and the cops are dicks.
 
Coyotes and Bears, oh mai....quit being such a little beta faggot, B. Grizz, wolves and cougars are the only thing that will attack a full grown gay webmaster, and I don't think you have grizzlies. Get some bear spray and leave the piece at home, you go to the klink, Martin's going to have to move to Utard so he can multi-wife Amanda. Easier for everyone if you just don't carry...
 
Coyotes and Bears, oh mai....quit being such a little beta faggot, B. Grizz, wolves and cougars are the only thing that will attack a full grown gay webmaster, and I don't think you have grizzlies. Get some bear spray and leave the piece at home, you go to the klink, Martin's going to have to move to Utard so he can multi-wife Amanda. Easier for everyone if you just don't carry...


We have lots of cougars too, I just haven't seen any yet.

As for pics, I'll take some when I go outside. I'm in sweats and a t-shirt and it's like 25 outside so I'm not making any special trips out there just for pics. Not much to see anyway, a fucked up rim, flat tire, and a bent front bumper.
 
So do you still hate the piggies just as much as before now that they were nice and helpful?

Glad you're safe bro. Now stop carrying, moron.
 
Why do you need a gun to defend against coyotes? The only people ever killed by coyotes were a toddler and a teenage female folk singer.

It's not Kenya, ffs.

Anyhow, glad it all turned out ok.
 
Word of advice.


#1 - get that felony expunged, or otherwise ask for your right to own firearms back (Yes, this can be done, but it is expensive).

#2 - Get rid of the glock & buy a cap & ball BP revolver. These are legal for you as a felon to own, and will provide more than enough personal protection.
 
Good thing you're white! It's sad, but probably true.

PS. Bears and cougars and shit, are far more scared of you than the other way around. Well, unless you startle them, or get stuck in between a mom and her cubs, then it's a different story. Don't worry though, you're not going to have some cougar jumping out at you from the bushes anytime soon. They'd much prefer to just leave you be, than pick a fight.
 
Good thing you're white! It's sad, but probably true.

PS. Bears and cougars and shit, are far more scared of you than the other way around. Well, unless you startle them, or get stuck in between a mom and her cubs, then it's a different story. Don't worry though, you're not going to have some cougar jumping out at you from the bushes anytime soon.


It doesn't really make sense to me to even possibly put my life in danger because of a law that says I can't carry a gun. The same way it never made sense to me that I wouldn't smoke weed because there was some "law" made up by some group of worthless fucks for an idiotic reason that says I wasn't allowed to. If I want to smoke weed, I am going to smoke weed. I'm not a slave and I have no master.

I don't really respect many laws because I don't respect the people who create them. The same way I wouldn't listen to my plumber if he told me I am no longer allowed to use the word "fuck". A plumber telling me I'm not allowed to do something has about as much weight as a politician telling me I'm not allowed to do something. With the exception of the IRS, I have always pretty much done exactly what I want.

Speed limit is 50mph? I'll go 50mph if that's what feels safe to me. But if 80mph feels safe, then that's what I'm going to do. I'm not going to do 150mph because I wouldn't feel safe doing it.

If they made murder legal tomorrow, I'm not going to go kill anyone because I'm not a fucking lunatic. On the other hand, if I was a lunatic and wanted to kill someone, I sure as fuck wouldn't be stopped by some silly imaginary rules that says I can't.

You guys may enjoy taking orders from old white men who dictate how you run your lives, I however, do not.

Has this mentality caused me problems? Fuck yea it has, but to me it's worth it. I'd rather live my own life how I want than to take orders from a bunch of politicians and cops whom I have no respect for.
 
Ok, then realistically, wtf are you going to do with a hand gun during a cougar attack? If a cougar decides to attack you (unlikely), you're probably not even going to know it until he's on top of you.

Then what? You're going to somehow pull out your hand gun, take the safety off, aim it properly, and shoot him, all while he's clawing and biting the shit out of you? Not likely.

As mentioned above, get some bear scare, or even pepper spray would be better than a gun. That way you just need to aim in the general direction to affect him.
 
Something I learned when I went to Africa - you're FAR more likely to be attacked by bison / buffalo / cows etc than predators like cats/wolves/bears. They're pretty fucking nasty too if they decide they want to have a crack at you. A swift kick with some steel-toecapped boots will make a cat reconsider, whereas an angry bull won't even notice.

So makes sure whatever you carry is suitable for dealing with that, if they're in your area.