Extenze? wtf?

[DanBo]

Okay, my wife and I got into it yesterday because she "suprised" me with a bottle of Extenze that she ordered off the internet. For some reason she thought this would be a good idea and thought it would be something I was into.

She presented it to me and actually said "Suprise!" I said "What?? Are you serious?" She said she thought it would be fun to try out and I shouldn't be mad and blah blah blah. Obviously I got offended. If it had been something we had talked about before that would be different. I thought she was happy with my cock size, but now she has opened a whole realm of new insecurities.

Apparently I have a small dick. Apparently she misses the bigger dicks she used to get. Fucking whore. Maybe she is happy and just wanted to try something new, but why not a vibrator or anal beads or something? Not "Here, let's try this...I wish you had a bigger dick."

Someone kill me please.

 

[robfantasy]

lolololol

 

[kingofsp]

FML?

 

[acemenace]

lol! still waiting for the punchline...

 

[nachoninja]

fucking lol

Try a week of Extenze for the cost of a postage stamp

 

[kingofsp]

Will facebook let me run Extenze ads targeting married women over the age of 28? I suspect not. Nice thought, though.

 

[lalaha]

LOL OUCH!!!

 

[thunderlips]

PWNED!!!

 

[gamernz]

Bitch! She could have least brought it off one of your pharmacy landing pages.

 

[gdubs12345]

sorry dude, it really sucks that your wifes a whore and that you have a small penis.
Also i think eztenze is a rebill offer, so you better call and cancel. You should chris brown her for that.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello friend,

You want buy SizeGenetics to?

If want buy I share affiliate commission with you if buy under my link so it be cheaper for you.

I just kid bro. That why it good to marry women who no have many big penis go into vagina before.

Good luck bro.

 

[trigatch4]

i can't believe you admitted this.

 

[Deliguy]

sorry dude, it really sucks that your wifes a whore and that you have a small penis.
Also i think eztenze is a rebill offer, so you better call and cancel. You should chris brown her for that.

^ ROTFL

 

[darbsllim]

You should order her some Acai Berries and Boobie Pills: Breast Enhancement - Breast Enlargement

Tell her you thought it would be up her alley to lose 20 pounds and have larger funbags, and that you didn't want to buy something boring like flowers.

 

[Jonyk]

Hello friend,

That why it good to marry women who no have many big penis go into vagina before.

Good Tip Bro !!

 

[amanda11]

I love you sumitdhawan09 8D

 

[Isostar13]

lol is there a rebill on that extenze? do you have to keep enlarging your penis every month so it doesn't shrink back down?

 

[Spliffic]

LOL your cock may be small but you got big balls.

 

[erect]

For some reason she thought this would be a good idea and thought it would be something I was into.

It's all in how you play it.

Your next move should be to pick up a strap on and tell her this is what you are into.

[wait for it]


















When she tries to put it on for a night in the sack ... take it from her and put it on yourself and feel the power of an extra 8 inches & 2 new testicles. Then you take that little pecker of yours and stick it up her ass. Is it still too small honey? What's that? I can't understand you when you're crying....

Unless her ass stretches like her vag ... then you're on your own.

 

[m0rtal]

lol...hey look on the bright side man at least you didn't find a charge from Ashley Madison on your CC.