How do you explain to a girl at a bar..



1. Tell her you're a dentist who specializes in teeth whitening.
2. Then, tell her about your revolutionary new product that only costs $1 plus shipping.
3. When she thinks you're ballin, take her home and fuck her
4. When she asks for your number, send her to your flog
5. Tell her to sign up for the $1 free trial so you can fuck her every single month (this time on her credit card bill)
 
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I always say im an air traffic controller and I have to go to work in a little, all the while pounding beers....I can usually get some pretty concerned looks and comments.
 
Haha blok that's dope lol.I like the giraffe one as well.

I just tell a chick, " I'm the Online marketing for multi-million dollar companies...

Or a trust fund baby
( it worked twice in LA ) lol
 
Tell her you're a proctologist who specializes in anal bleachening. Demand to see some butthole.
 
Hey buddy...

If it a beautiful hot chick just answer...
"I am a Doctor and I am looking forward to checking that hole between your legs..."

:party-smiley-004:... If she doesn't smile, it's time to hide.lol
 
Dwight Schrute said:
1. Tell her you're a dentist who specializes in teeth whitening.
2. Then, tell her about your revolutionary new product that only costs $1 plus shipping.
3. When she thinks you're ballin, take her home and fuck her
4. When she asks for your number, send her to your flog
5. Tell her to sign up for the $1 free trial so you can fuck her every single month (this time on her credit card bill)
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Tell her if you'd tell her you'd have to kill her then slide a finger in her vagina and make her lick her own juice off of it.
 
just say you have a license to print money! Girls like cars and money! just watch out for the really big gold diggers. They will do anything to get your money!
 
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