I want to fuckin punch my dad in the fuckin face! ####

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He's a Muslim and he's been threatening me with "god's wrath" if I don't pray 5 times a day everyday.

Can you believe that shyt? How the fuck does anybody make any improvement in life if they spend their lives bowing 5 times a day thinking they'll go to fuckin la-la land when they die, deflowering virgins days and nights?

Shit!

/rant

p/s: don't mind muslim girls tho..

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Dispel said:
You should listen to your father.

and the proper name is Allah, Astaghfirullah, no jannah for you.
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LMAO, the word Allah existed before Islam so no. and piss off.

and fuck your ego-ist mindset, the word Allah don't belong to muslims, it's Arabic for God in English.
 
How long does it take to pray one time? 5 mins? Less? So you lose 25 mins out of your day WHEN YOUR DAD IS AROUND. That's a Simpsons episode. Don't watch so much fucking TV and you'll have plenty of time to get a little religion.

Dad's will always push their beliefs on their children, get over it. You'll do it to your kids someday. Just nod and smile and when he's around, bow to his wishes and you'll spend less time arguing and whining about it than you will actually praying.
 
How many virgins do you get. I always heard 40 but then with the recent terrorists they say they're going to get 72 so I'm wondering have they just boosted the number of virgins you get recently to get more action or what? Also are these virgins guaranteed to be hot young girls instead of like nasty old women virgins, male virgins, virgin camels, dogs and cats? Also are these virgins certified?
 
kingfish said:
How many virgins do you get. I always heard 40 but then with the recent terrorists they say they're going to get 72 so I'm wondering have they just boosted the number of virgins you get recently to get more action or what?
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They're adjusting for inflation.
 
SEO_Mike said:
How long does it take to pray one time? 5 mins? Less? So you lose 25 mins out of your day WHEN YOUR DAD IS AROUND. That's a Simpsons episode. Don't watch so much fucking TV and you'll have plenty of time to get a little religion.

Dad's will always push their beliefs on their children, get over it. You'll do it to your kids someday. Just nod and smile and when he's around, bow to his wishes and you'll spend less time arguing and whining about it than you will actually praying.
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There we go.

When you have kids and they want to engage in anal sex with rabid dogs because MTV is telling them to, you'll wish they followed your religion

Clickwise commandment #2: No having sex with rabid dogs.
 
alwiser said:
What does Prophet Mo. think of your avatar picture?

According to the Hadiths homo's should be stoned and hung.
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firstly, no, there is no hadd punishment for lesbianism, its not even zina, although obviously haram.
zina is male homosexuality and specifically sodomy.

secondly, who cares what a couple of kafir whores are doing?
 
clickwise said:
He's a Muslim and he's been threatening me with "god's wrath" if I don't pray 5 times a day everyday.

Can you believe that shyt? How the fuck does anybody make any improvement in life if they spend their lives bowing 5 times a day thinking they'll go to fuckin la-la land when they die, deflowering virgins days and nights?

Shit!

/rant

p/s: don't mind muslim girls tho..

xin-hijab.jpg
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simple solution - move out
 
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