I'm Going On A Date Tonight

Status
Not open for further replies.


xmcp123 said:
Wickedfire: Where even our dates are monetized!

Watch out though; that sounds dangerously close to a fake testimonial to me ;)
Click to expand...
Yeah, and you don't want the FTC fucking around with you on your date :eek:
 
Be careful Dude, Get prepared to expect the unexpected!

You know, the world is so fucked up these days!
 

Attachments

  • Jon's Date.jpg
    Jon's Date.jpg
    22.3 KB · Views: 84
Neg the hell out of her...
Untitled-1copy.jpg
 
charlie.simm said:
You need to make it clear that what you do for a living is some serious shit, keep it corporate all the way. DON'T forget to ask for her email at the end of the date and as soon as you wake up the following day, send her a link to a website which explains the specs of your internet marketing career.

I'd say THIS WEBSITE sums it up: if any of you want to impress a girl on your first date and make her understand that people who make interwebz monies are mature and business-minded, just send her a link to a website similar to the one I've provided after the date is over and she'll be impressed big-time.

What do you guys think?
Click to expand...

Faggot. I thought I could trust that site. haha
 
xmcp123 said:
lmfao. this is just fantastic. though "abandoned hired car" doesn't make sense.
Click to expand...

I thought he hired a car for the date. Don't all hired cars, limos, etc. have "FOR HIRE" stamped on the plates? Wouldn't the press have picked up on that?
 
Tell her about the $16 million offer you turned down on principle because you loved us so much.... or because the offer never existed. I can't remember which one it was.....
 
The date went really well. I'm gonna take her out again soon. I told her about this thread, and she said she may come here and post for herself. I even told her, read first post later. We'll see how it goes, haha!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom