Iran unveils new submarines!

Kiopa_Matt

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I'm not sure, but this must be a joke of some sort, right?

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It's on Yahoo news though:

Iran unveils unusually colored blue submarine | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

It looks like the Iranian Navy really wanted people to see its new submarine. In a live broadcast on state TV on Wednesday, the Islamic Republic showed off a new Sina 7 submarine that is painted in an unusually bright turquoise blue hue.

Hmmm... come on Iran, if you want to take on the US, you're going to have to do a little better than the cute little blue floating capsule.
 


If that's what they're using, Iran is more pathetic than I thought.

Hell, the cocaine cartel's build better sub's than that.

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If that's what they're using, Iran is more pathetic than I thought.

Hell, the cocaine cartel's build better sub's than that.

submarine_drug1.JPG



Yeah I was gonna say the same thing. The drug cartel have way better subs. Iran is kinda a joke when they display this shit.

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'wow iran hass funny boats, they are a joke we dont have to be scared of em'.

Exactly.

Did anyone consider that the reactions above are what they want you to think?

*Channels Hellblazer*

Sheeple!

But really, guys, there's going to be some seriously crazy global shit going on for the next few years. This is only the beginning and a reactionary response to what Israel and the US have been working in the Middle East with their false videos and propaganda in the news to condition the West's populace to get behind another war.
 
Iran, and no other country for that matter, have no incentive in trying to outdo the US in size and power. Their strategy is based on light, fast speedboat attacks ready to take out the US carrier fleet if they show up. Even American war simulations have shown the US military to lose it's carriers if a war in the Hormuz breaks out.
 
If that's what they're using, Iran is more pathetic than I thought.

Hell, the cocaine cartel's build better sub's than that.

submarine_drug1.JPG

Where have you been? Private enterprise always does it better than governments.

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inb4 pics of first world nation subs
 
Iran, and no other country for that matter, have no incentive in trying to outdo the US in size and power. Their strategy is based on light, fast speedboat attacks ready to take out the US carrier fleet if they show up. Even American war simulations have shown the US military to lose it's carriers if a war in the Hormuz breaks out.

I'm glad someone gets it :)
 
Even American war simulations have shown the US military to lose it's carriers if a war in the Hormuz breaks out.
Indeed, the size of the US military is the biggest weakness of the American economy. The bigger it gets, the more production and debt are directed away from growth and into consumption.

Yes, security is a consumption cost.

The other side of it, is that every military is still fighting the last war. Aircraft carriers are a WWII thing.
 
I guess the author didn't realize that submarines can go under water, and usually don't surface for months at a time.