Question for girls here, if there are any

Which one would you go for

  • Athletic guy with a big dick, but broke with no job.

    Votes: 25 48.1%

  • Fat guy with small dick, but wealthy and highly educated.

    Votes: 11 21.2%

  • Skinny guy with average looks and average income.

    Votes: 16 30.8%
  • Total voters
    52
Russ86 said:
*edit* Oh, and the whole cock thing, it really is a social stigma. Sadly, some girls buy into it and seek 7 foot tall black dudes. Find the right girls.
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There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.
 


EricVonDoobie said:
There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.
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Actually yeah, that does make sense.
 
jacky8 said:
Simple.

Don't hope for Jessica Alba when you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool. Seriously.

Find something that is reasonable for you.
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I see guys 10x worse than me with bombshells. How the fuck do they do it? Only explanation I can find is that they're paying big monies for that premium pussy. Or they have 10" cocks. I don't know.

Fuck, am I the only one in this situation? Isn't this a webmaster forum full of huge nerds like me? Why do I feel like I'm the only one that struggles with pussy? Damn

Shit, looking at the poll results so far, looks like the big cock guy is winning the race. That's what I thought, horny bitches.
 
EricVonDoobie said:
There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.
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dam right, i'd be so fucking mad if 10s would consider fucking me
 
Girls usually loves guys who were GOOD LOOKING. So all of the advices here were true. Typically girls do not have the same taste but in your situation seems like they were. LOL find someone who's gonna click in with your personality and don't get envy with those 7ft tall man who has a hot chick with a G size boobies and a thick pussy. DUH. it doesn't fit you at all. *lools like* but then find those girls who suites you. Just make yourself better as you could and it will unintentionally come your way. Okay? and by the way I like average guys who are sweet and of course can satisfy me ;)

- Kris here.
 
nanexo said:
Girls usually loves guys who were GOOD LOOKING. So all of the advices here were true. Typically girls do not have the same taste but in your situation seems like they were. LOL find someone who's gonna click in with your personality and don't get envy with those 7ft tall man who has a hot chick with a G size boobies and a thick pussy. DUH. it doesn't fit you at all. *lools like* but then find those girls who suites you. Just make yourself better as you could and it will unintentionally come your way. Okay? and by the way I like average guys who are sweet and of course can satisfy me ;)

- Kris here.
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Sigged.
 
JanJanX said:
But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.
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She isn't going to know your cock size until you're sticking it in her, so who cares. And go to the gym.

Fuck, if all my problems were this easy I'd be richer than Billy G.
 
Hint: You're not ready.

If you pulled a 10, she'd have you shook fast. Hotter they are the more problematic and self conscious they are as their whole lives it's been love bomb compliments and fake attention (some exceptions obviously apply but bro if you're a beta you don't want a fake trophy chick for more than some play time trust me). Natural selection also plays a role re shit you can't explain (if it's real love/lust/whateva) so don't try to figure it/them out, figure yourself out and learn not to care - they respond better when you're not giving off desperate drool vibes. Usually when you see a couple where you're like "wow what is SHE doing with THAT guy?" it's a superiority complex re her not having to worry about the spotlight being taken, she reigns supreme by default and knows it, selfish but logical. Same goes vice versa when chicks see good looking beta guys with fuglies.

PS: Thread seems troll'ish.

PPS: Try rubbin' one out before you hit the town next time you go out - you give off good vibes vs horny/heat/gooogooo vibes all worried about if she's looking at you, just haz fun with life chicks notice a smile and an in charge self aware guy no matter what you look like.
 
Don't let your dick size worry you bro.

Just attach one of these to your crotch with duct tape.


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They'll never notice the difference.
 
Fat chicks like fat boys & Fat boys like fat chicks - Source : Jamula Bible
 
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How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.
 
Start working out/eating healthy and be confident.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeb1ZsLA38&feature=related]Mystery on Social Proof and Confidence - YouTube[/ame]
 
Skinny guy with average looks and average income.
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What about the skinny guy dicks? so fat and fit get their cock size mentioned and skinny guys don't?

this poll is not made for serious empirical data collection at all!
 
danke said:
How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.
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some fucking gold right here, you foreveraloners
 
danke said:
How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.
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What if they laugh at me when I try to talk to them?
 
This thread reminds me of this one on so many levels.

You just can't be on your computer 15 hours a day and turn into a casanova when saturday night comes. It doesn't work that way. Also, it sounds like you're trying to get women way out of your league. Try to find nerdy or shy girls like you. POF is a good way to start.
 
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