Question to all the atheists?

DocApocalypto said:
why are the snarkiest atheists out there totally clueless about "the Bible" and "Christianity"? you do realize you are talking exclusively about the Old Testament, which is BEFORE Christ, so you aren't talking about Christianity whatsoever. Willful ignorance. If you guys are so fucking smart, why can't you grasp chronology?
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Christ is riddled throughout the OT bro.. (see john 5:39 and luke 24:27.. Jesus is saying these scriptures 'the old testament considering NT wasn't even written yet' is about me..) The entire bible is about Jesus..

2011 National Conference - The Gospel Coalition

more info on the subject..
 


Ar Scion said:
Do your own research, bro.

Alternatively, for the low low price of a thousand dollars I'll give you detailed answers, complete with citations and the like.

The only reason for the bargain price is because I actually enjoy this stuff by the way.
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Why should I research YOUR argument for you?

Why enter into a debate and not back your arguments up with facts?

The fact of the matter is that God WAS a vengeful God (OT) and then BECAME a loving and forgiving God (NT). In other words complete and total illogical bollocks seeing as God is and always has been perfect, why would he feel the need to change?

You are the ones who need to understand chronology not us.
 
Another A+ troll thread from Stick2Herbs. Golden trollmaward alongside another favorite thread of mine, "LUKEP COMMUNIST?"
 
seous said:
Also, my problem with SOME Atheists is that they think that because they don't follow a religion it automatically makes them better, smarter, classier, etc. than someone who does.
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No, just able to think for ourselves

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0]Dave Allen's thoughts about Adam and Eve - YouTube[/ame]
 
DocApocalypto said:
why are the snarkiest atheists out there totally clueless about "the Bible" and "Christianity"? you do realize you are talking exclusively about the Old Testament, which is BEFORE Christ, so you aren't talking about Christianity whatsoever. Willful ignorance. If you guys are so fucking smart, why can't you grasp chronology?
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I attended a Baptist school for several years (Grades 1-3).
I attended a Lutheran school for several years (Grades 4-8).
I attended a Catholic school for several years (Grades 9-12).
(Bad neighborhood; my mother didn't want me to get stabbed.)

Why do people make sweeping generalizations about atheists? Because they can't offer logical arguments?
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHJ4ztnldQ]10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer - YouTube[/ame]
 
Supergeek said:
I attended a Baptist school for several years (Grades 1-3).
I attended a Lutheran school for several years (Grades 4-8).
I attended a Catholic school for several years (Grades 9-12).
(Bad neighborhood; my mother didn't want me to get stabbed.)

Why do people make sweeping generalizations about atheists? Because they can't offer logical arguments?
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wasn't talking to you, douchebag. did they teach reading comprehension at your faggy bible school?
 
and to everyone that thinks that all the killing and slavery of the Old Testament is God talking and not the power elite, Kings, etc justifying their reign of terror on peasants, good luck bros!

i realize that the savior was anticipated, prophesied, etc in the OT, but if your "you're saying God was wrong" argument holds any water, why was Jesus's word so different than the hundreds of ridiculous laws people were living BC? my interpretation is that Jesus came because people were fucking shit up with all the mayhem that SOME snarky atheists lay at the feet of JC. but i'm not ever religious so this is getting way to ghey for me.

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DocApocalypto said:
wasn't talking to you, douchebag. did they teach reading comprehension at your faggy bible school?
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Read your own post, asshole. I'm perfectly capable of arguing you into the ground.

Some asshole said:
why are the snarkiest atheists out there totally clueless about "the Bible" and "Christianity"?
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This is the part where you made a sweeping generalization. Whether or not you intended me, you referred to me, because I am a "snarky atheist."

Let's try some "reading comprehension" on your sentence. I went to Wikipedia to get this definition:

"Another common use of quotation marks is to indicate or call attention to ironic or apologetic words ... Quotes indicating irony, or other special use, are sometimes called scare, sneer, shock, distance, or horror quotes."

Your use of quotation marks here implies that "the Bible" and "Christianity" are not the "real" Bible and Christianity. What are they? Or is your reading comprehension poor? Is it some other Bible that only the truly un-gifted are privy to, moron?
 
I like to picture my Jesus black-

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papajohn56 said:
Another A+ troll thread from Stick2Herbs. Golden trollmaward alongside another favorite thread of mine, "LUKEP COMMUNIST?"
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Yep... We need a badge system or something to give these honors out with...

But hopefully he targets someone else next time! Here Stick2Herbs, try one of these next time:

"Does papajohn56 work for the Oil industry?"

"Is .Hack unfamiliar with the female form?"

"Does Guerilla actually want to create a socialist state?"

"Is Jon an arab in disguise?"

"Is Hellblazer a black uber-liberal?"


...The list could go on forever around here.... Surely there's someone out there more fun to troll than I.
 
papajohn56 said:
Another A+ troll thread from Stick2Herbs. Golden trollmaward alongside another favorite thread of mine, "LUKEP COMMUNIST?"
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I don't always troll, but when I do, I do it right.

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lukep said:
Yep... We need a badge system or something to give these honors out with...

But hopefully he targets someone else next time! Here Stick2Herbs, try one of these next time:

"Does papajohn56 work for the Oil industry?"

"Is .Hack unfamiliar with the female form?"

"Does Guerilla actually want to create a socialist state?"

"Is Jon an arab in disguise?"

"Is Hellblazer a black uber-liberal?"


...The list could go on forever around here.... Surely there's someone out there more fun to troll than I.
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Yea, you know those badges that mods have, and like those "BlackHat SEO Guide" badges and shit like that. Yeah I want one of those that reads "Asshole Troll Pothead" or something like that.

And these threads cannot be just made, they must be retrieved from deep in my mind, generally when a surplus of cannabis has been combusted.

But don't worry, I won't pick on you for a third time, that would be just cold. But if I do, I'm sure you'll be fine cause you a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
 
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