Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"



subigo said:
me: yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: buy me some food and take me to see harry potter and my answer is tonight
me: harry potter? no deal. have a nice night.
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Haha nice one.

Wow what do ya know it works, I text my girl and she said yes, umm... wait a minute!
 
This one shouldn't really be a part of the thread, but I thought that it'd be noteworthy.
Stranger: hi m or f
You: him
Stranger: how old r u
You: legal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Hubby: Wow, god, that was sooo shocking to read, and funny. I was laughing like
crazy.

I got laughed at :(
 
On the cell phone

me: when you going to let me tap that?
her: wtf? my parents are over, stop that.
me: seriously when can I tap that?
her: shhhh, I bought you a present today
me: Tap shoes?
her: Shhhh
 
Getting some pretty awesome answers back.. Probably shouldn't have sent it blindly to so many industry folk too. With the family member replies they all assume its a joke/prank anyway, so luckily no close calls there. The ex gf ones are weird too, mostly angry lol
 
Partyhat said:
lol just sent to an ex. we'll see what happens int he morning. i'll prolly pussy out and play it out like i was drunk.
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following up on this, i still have no answer from my ex lol

i'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea to send that
 
Industry people responses...

Me: Hey I got a quick question for ya... When can I tap that hot ass of yours already??
Scott Richter: when i get done with your mom. give me two more hours.


Me: Hey I got a quick question for ya... When can I tap that hot ass of yours already??
Smaxor: huh??
Me: You know you wanna..


Me: Hey I got a quick question for ya... When can I tap that hot ass of yours already??
April Pfender: Lol jon!
Me: Is that a "next week" I see?
April Pfender: Jon, that is completely innapropriate. But next week my psychic said maybe Thursday is good


Me: Hey I got a quick question for ya... When can I tap that hot ass of yours already??
Bryan (Aquasis): wtf?


More to come.. A lot of "lol r u serious" -- Also a pain in the ass when they try and call me back instead of txt'ing!
 
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I barely knew this girls bro, never talked to this girl in my life. Over facebook. just happened.

ME
can I ask you a question?

11:11pm Her
yeah sure

11:12pm ME
when you gonna lemme tap that girl?

11:13pmHer
pa hahahaha! hmm when would you like to?

11:14pm ME
asap

11:14pmHer
lol uhm.... I dunno

11:15pm ME
that a yes? im a busy man

11:16pm Her
Its a "I'll think about it" Iwhat your busy tapping other girls?

11:17pm ME
just too busy to wait for answers

11:18pm Her
its an I'll think about it and let you know. I'm slightly too tired to think at the moment

11:19pm ME
ill take that as a yes

11:20pm Her
maybe, maybe not :P
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11:21pmHer
goodnight!

11:22pm ME
thats a yes to me
night
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Girl #3
the parrot: So you sexy slab of beef... when you get let ole' parrot tap that shit?
Her: NEVER!!! hahaha
the parrot: Aight so I'll be over in 20 minutes
Her: im not gonna answer the door
the parrot: the window then... sneak attack
Her: .......
 
parrot head said:
Girl #3
the parrot: So you sexy slab of beef... when you get let ole' parrot tap that shit?
Her: NEVER!!! hahaha
the parrot: Aight so I'll be over in 20 minutes
Her: im not gonna answer the door
the parrot: the window then... sneak attack
Her: .......
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LMAO! Hello restraining order!
 
I'm actually pretty fucking lucky that a lot of them didn't make it through. Got some errors and then a huge sigh of relief so not that many people ended up getting it afterall. SWEET.
 
Sticks79 said:
Pics of said sexual encounter (when it happens) or I call bullshit.
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acr0mant1x said:
No way girls can be this easy, or every fucking time I get a girl that's hard to get, or I'm just ugly and can't find my potentially mating partners well.
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The thing is that I've been doing stuff to attract this girl since the day I met her, so the text wasn't really out of nowhere. I just never went for it before because she's part of my group of friends and I've banged too many of them already. Social circles implode because of that shit.

But trust me this story is nothing. I've pulled off way more unbelievable shit than this. Not because I'm amazing, but because that shit just happens when you put yourself out there all the time and aren't scared to try.
 
From some random girl off myspace that I just started messaging tonight...

Me:
IDK isn't a good enough answer.
When are you going to let me tap that?

Her:
sorry.!
and i already told you, you couldnt handle me!
why so serious.?

Me:
Because we need to make it happen. =)
Don't be scared.

Her:
(:me.? scared.? haha
and by the way how many girls have u slept with.??

Me:
8... You wanna be my number 9? It's my favorite number.
(A complete lie. Multiply that by at least 4)

Her:
Suree!

This convo is for real, I'll forward it to anybody on My(hoe)space!
 
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This thread is starting to get pretty good. Although I am not about to start texting random friends...Yo, when are you going to let me tap that?.

Although, maybe tomorrow night after a solid 7 hours of drinking.
 
Dimaseo said:
This thread is starting to get pretty good. Although I am not about to start texting random friends...Yo, when are you going to let me tap that?.

Although, maybe tomorrow night after a solid 7 hours of drinking.
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grow some balls! we all did it
 
Bombastic said:
The thing is that I've been doing stuff to attract this girl since the day I met her, so the text wasn't really out of nowhere. I just never went for it before because she's part of my group of friends and I've banged too many of them already. Social circles implode because of that shit.

But trust me this story is nothing. I've pulled off way more unbelievable shit than this. Not because I'm amazing, but because that shit just happens when you put yourself out there all the time and aren't scared to try.
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Dude, I believe you, I just wanna see pics.
 
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