Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"



Me: Hey when you gonna let me get my tap on?
My Wife: You moron, you're my husband, you can "tap" me whenever you want?

Lesson: It's not nearly as challenging or as much fun when you hit your wife up with "When Can I Tap That?"
 
HAHA, good stuff! i tried on 3 chicks, responces below.


Me: Hey so when are you going to let me tap that?
Girl 1: (insert smiley face) whenever

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Me: Hey so when are you going to let me tap that?
Girl 2: Wtf
Me: ?
Girl 2: Ur serious?
Me: Ummm ya.

(Neutral response, not sure what to do with this one).

Me: Hey so when are you going to let me tap that?
Girl 3: R u drunk?
Me: Uhmm nope. Still working. A valid question
Girl 3: How can you ask someone that?
Me: By putting it in question format.
Girl 3: We went on a few dates but I dont feel any chemistry. And I don't let anyone just "tap that" so I dont think its going to happen. Use more tact and charm next time you try to text a girl for sex.
Me: Hmm whats a good example? i was thinking of using one I got off the internet. Are you from pearl harbor because baby you da bomb!

(Oh man, clearly a negative one. Can't win them all).

So my conversion ratio on this offer is 33% before scrubbing. Not bad I suppose. Might have to do a bit more split testing to convert those neutrals into positives.
 
I'm converting leads at 100%, but we'll see if I can actually follow through on the backend...I'll keep ya posted.
 
Garrett said:
Me: Hey Jess, when you gonna let me tap that?
Jessica: what?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Jessica: when everyone leaves next weekend
Me: o'rly?
Jessica: HA.. i have a boyfriend idiot

DAMN. With all the girls in my phonebook, I think I'll convert pretty well.
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its a numbers game. a worst it'll convert at least 1%
 
me: heey girl
her: hey =] whats up?
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: what do you mean?
me: you know...
her: ok maybe i didnt understand it right, please translate
me: when are we going to have sex?
her haha are you serious?
me: yes
her: what, so straight? not asking what up? straight and to the point, not very nice
me: im a busy man, no time for casual talk
her: and i dont have time for casual sex
me: im coming in 20 minutes
her: how do you know where im living?
me: youll tell me
her: haha ok now seriously, who is this?
me: its me, how do you want me to proove it?
her: thats your problem
me: ok, call me
her: haha you cant be serious..
me: im serious, ok so im coming tomorrow?
her: do you have any expirience?
me: youll be fifth, and 5 is my favourite number
her: and the girls? was it a one-night or on a regular basis? :xomunch:
...


'nuff said, converted my first lead :smokin:
 
This vertical is very good. I converted my first lead as well.

Me: (her name), I got a question
Her: Whats up
Me: when you gona let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Her: o.0
Me: When you gona let me tap that?
Her: 0.o
Me: Playin with me gurl?
Her: No
Her: Tap what?
Me: you know sex it up
Her; You wanna sex it up?
Me: oooh yeah
Her: Where?

I will run more tests to see if this is a winner. But judging from the responses here, I think it is.
 
Attempt 2.

Me: What's goin on.
Her: Not much how you doin?
Her: LOL what made u txt me
Me: Saw you update your status on myspace so I figured I'd holla. Lol
Me: Haha
Her: Doin anything tonight?
Me: Maybe you?
Her: Oh you wanna do me huh?
Me: Yep, when you oonna let me tap that?
Her: Ha. Maybe wehn you work alittle harder for it punk.
Me: I work for money. I don't work for sex.
Her: I don't let just anybody "tap" that. Lololol

I quit trying.
 
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