The White Knight Of SEO Is At It Again

[Unarmed Gunman]

Plus... am I the only person who mentally translates "Le sigh" whenever someone writes it as "I AM AN ENORMOUS PENIS" ? It's like people who say "OMG" out loud.

Maybe he's just mad that all those PM's to Grindstone went unanswered.

 

[ChickenFucker]

So basically, the entire human race, because even as rational as I like to think I am, I probably subscribe to dozens of nonsensical delusions.

Being angry isn't profitable bro. Sell people stuff that they think makes them happy.

uuuuhhh, I dunno about that champ:

Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!

 

[guerilla]

uuuuhhh, I dunno about that champ:

Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!

Uhhh

Sell people stuff that they think makes them happy.

 

[ChickenFucker]

Obviously you've never heard of alex jones. Show me one thing on that website that isn't illuminati and end-of-the-world chicken little bullshit.

 

[mikeshinobi]

Obviously you've never heard of alex jones. Show me one thing on that website that isn't illuminati and end-of-the-world chicken little bullshit.

Being "in the know" makes people happy.

 

[ChickenFucker]

No, not really it doesn't. Have you ever MET an alex jone enthusiast? They just become more and more depressed as they listen to his special brand of intellectual poison.

 

[guerilla]

ChickenFucker, listen to mikeshinobi.

Don't make me not need you.

 

[ChickenFucker]

meh, would type a not-so-clever retort but i'm too busy watching this guy insert his nuts into a girls asshole (serious nsfw warning) One Man Double Penetration - Balls In Her ASS!

 

[babebot]

 

[MSTeacher]

Is he outing sites that do stuff he doesn't like? I'm starting to think he's trying to be the SpamHaus of SEO.

+1

can't help thinking this is his "UMadBro" response to Grindstone's antics.

+1

Made me think of this:

Google's algo is slightly smarter than a brain damaged goat.

I think Google likes and accepts spam for their own reasons, and Rand Fishkin gives me a headache and needs a new job.

 

[JCash]

So what exactly is this faggot doing? Is he outing sites that do stuff he doesn't like? I'm starting to think he's trying to be the SpamHaus of SEO.

Spamhaus is the spamhaus of SEO, lots of their listings lately committed to xrumerers and scrapeboxers.

 

[ChickenFucker]

I just don't get why you'd be getting so fucking mad over somebody making his paper? Unless he's snatching it out of your own mouth who gives a fuck? Go grab some and let the market take care of this cock sucker.

 

[Grindstone]

Yeah, can't help thinking this is his "UMadBro" response to Grindstone's antics.

Meh, I don't think I make up 0.01% of Rand's daily neuron firings. He's got a grip of venture capital cash he needs to do something with, a very public platform and has firmly established himself as the Anti-Spam Crusader, now he can live up to it.

Only even with the help of epic faggots like Pedro Dias and Josh Bachynski, he's going to fail miserably. While he's trying to catalog and grade what we did in the past, the creative among us will be creating the next generation of scaled automated "white hat" link building. The rest of you are probably fucked though.

 

[jryan21]

Yeah guys, I think we'll be safe from this braintrust:

 

[brandonbaker]

While he's trying to catalog and grade what we did in the past, the creative among us will be creating the next generation of scaled automated "white hat" link building. The rest of you are probably fucked though.

Pretty much this. Whatever Rand uncovers with his supersleuth blackhat-detecting powers will already be outdated by the time it's found.

That's...pretty much the whole idea of blackhat.

 

[MSTeacher]

the creative among us will be creating the next generation of scaled automated "white hat" link building. The rest of you are probably fucked though.

review copy plz

 

[bitsdawg]

i just don't understand why his wife doesn't tell Rand that his glamor shot looks really gay, or at best something that would appeal only to 13 year old tweenies

...uh, no offense if anybody here is gay or a tweeny.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Meh, I don't think I make up 0.01% of Rand's daily neuron firings. He's got a grip of venture capital cash he needs to do something with, a very public platform and has firmly established himself as the Anti-Spam Crusader, now he can live up to it.

Only even with the help of epic faggots like Pedro Dias and Josh Bachynski, he's going to fail miserably. While he's trying to catalog and grade what we did in the past, the creative among us will be creating the next generation of scaled automated "white hat" link building. The rest of you are probably fucked though.

Next SEO contest: Pedro Dias fucks chickens

 

[efeezy]

I'm not worried about this in the least. I'll be building great sites and they'll be so great everyone will just naturally want to link to them. Non-link building is the new link building.

 

[ly2 from WF]

Meh, I don't think I make up 0.01% of Rand's daily neuron firings. He's got a grip of venture capital cash he needs to do something with, a very public platform and has firmly established himself as the Anti-Spam Crusader, now he can live up to it.

Only even with the help of epic faggots like Pedro Dias and Josh Bachynski, he's going to fail miserably. While he's trying to catalog and grade what we did in the past, the creative among us will be creating the next generation of scaled automated "white hat" link building. The rest of you are probably fucked though.

I have seen rumors that Pedro Dias the SEO guy is a massive homosexual who sucks dick from behind...but that's just what I've read...