They cut open my wife....



I had one. Best thing to ever happen to me.
Congrats to you and your family. Kids are a blessing watch the money roll in (Im serious).

No sexy time for 1 2 3 4 months. Actually with a c section sooner.
 
I really hate babies. I wish they could come out as 4-year olds. What do you do with a baby? It just cries, craps and eats all the time. Boooring.
 
congrats. very cute.
What a post title lol
Guess you'll soon find out about they sleep deprivation rumors that go with a newborn.
More time to make the monies...

emp junior?
 
Congratulations man!

Best wishes for your family and its newest member
 
Hey all, thanks!

Gonna answer some questions as I saw them

@ Dark cognitive - no kidding - we painted murals on the kid's bedroom walls - took 9 days from the first pencil to the end result. Everythign is ready now, though. Last two weeks before birth were the worst. I was the gopher for any idea my wife had, and she had lots!

@someone who asked about why the C-section
C-section was medically indicated. But not to worry, wife and baby are well and nothing is missing. The biggest part in the decision was the weight and size of the little one.

@all who said the good looks have to be from the mother - don't you know it.

@ all who said this is great - yup!

Gonna hit the hay now..

::emp::
 
Congratulations!

I remember the excitement when my wife had our first child (10 years ago) - that is awesome!
 
Congratulations emp; you're at the start of a great journey. My oldest kid just turned seventeen and my youngest is two. I'd love more, but can't afford any more ex-wives lol.

Best health and happiness to you and your new family.


Frank