Exercise for fat affiliates

You should never diet to extremes. You'll lose a few pounds and then gain them all and more back because your body hates you now.

The South Beach diet, which my wife and I adopted, helped us lose 30 pounds. It's more of a way of life; stop eating bleached flour, eat whole grains, eat more vegetables and fruit, skip the sugars, eat only lean meats, etc. I feel 100% better than I did a few years ago.

Walk around your neighborhood, or toss around a football or frisbee. The more muscle you have, the more calories you burn just maintaining that muscle. Muscle takes like 100 times more calories to maintain than fat, per pound. So if you have 10 more pounds of muscle, that's 1000 calories you burn a day to keep that muscle tone. Lift some weights, do pushups, pullups, whatever. It's like a free ticket for that dessert. Also, maintaining flexibility will help you later in life.

Watch the stupid shit you eat and drink. Check out the calories and sugar grams in those fucking lattes, you dumbasses. You could have had a burger and fries and probably been happier and leaner, you moron. Processed sugar will fuck up your pancreas and make you a diabetic.

Cheat once in a while to satisfy cravings. Cravings will drive you crazy and will make you eat everything in the house instead of one lousy thing you're craving. Just go ahead and fucking eat those pizza rolls or those chips, then eat healthy for a week or two until you get those cravings again.

I was a Diet Coke-a-holic for like 10 years. I drank 2-3 a day at least. I was getting headaches on a daily basis, and my mind as foggy. Not any more... I drink water and tea, and my headaches are very rare and my mind is sharp (except for those 20 minutes in the morning before I have my daily coffee).

Oh yeah, caffeine and sugar will fuck up your sleep cycle too. Don't have any caffeine past like 4pm at the latest if you plan to sleep at a normal hour.

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Walk around your neighborhood, or toss around a football or frisbee. The more muscle you have, the more calories you burn just maintaining that muscle. Muscle takes like 100 times more calories to maintain than fat, per pound. So if you have 10 more pounds of muscle, that's 1000 calories you burn a day to keep that muscle tone.

Just in case anyone's wondering, those numbers are entirely wrong.
 
I walk my dog to the park every day. It's about a 3 mile round trip jogging around the park once.

I usually try to read a book for about 30 minutes a day as well during that trip.

It's refreshing to spend that time away from the computer, helps me stay energized and on task.
 
I got rid of my car and walk to the bank and a few other places, i can afford a car more then ever now and got rid of it but it keeps me in a lot more and when i do need to go out it's 90% the bank or out drinking so i walk to the bank and take cabs to party
 
I walk my dog to the park every day. It's about a 3 mile round trip jogging around the park once.

I usually try to read a book for about 30 minutes a day as well during that trip.

It's refreshing to spend that time away from the computer, helps me stay energized and on task.
Not to mention your eyes... 16 hours of using a computer, in a row, will fuck up your eyes. Your eye focusing muscles need exercise too.

There was a study I read about where people who did simple eye exercises on a daily basis (like looking left and looking right, then up and down) actually improved their eyesight, on average, over a control group. Looking straight ahead at an LCD all day sucks.
 
I hit the heavy bag a few days a week and do [cardio/calisthenics/shadow boxing] around the heavy bag. When I get tired I just walk around the basement. After I've caught my breath I start hitting the bag again or doing more intense exercise.

I try to do it for a minimum of 20 minutes. I'm like 245lb so it's hard to do that shit for a half an hour. But I'm in decent shape for a guy my size. Well better than I probably look at least.

Doing the ducking and slipping during shadow boxing and hitting the bag has probably done more to help get rid of weight related back pains by strengthening my core.

I do some of the stuff from Bas Rutten's workout. But there's no way in hell I can keep that pace, I don't even try.
 
Stop being fucking lazy and hit the gym. I went from 275 to 215 in six months. Body fat went from 28% to 12%. Bench press from 135 to 255, squat from 135 to 401 (;)). 1 hour at the gym every second day, with a decent diet and a solid routine is all you need.

Do it up, stop being lazy. You're an affiliate-- if anyone can find the time, it's you.
 
Diabetes runs in my family. No point in tempting fate.
Heart disease runs in my family. My mother died from it.

A few years ago I used to work in the production department of a newspaper company in my area. The office was 4 miles away and I'd take the bus to it in the morning, then walk home after work. I was so shapely from the exercise men would slow down in their cars and stare. No kidding. Now I feel so bloated and awful. Ugh.

I survived this morning's walk ok, and even stopped at two yard sales and bought about $75 worth of gold scrap. win-win! (hijacking my own thread.)

I'm going to plot out tomorrow's route and do something every day. I'll get there.

Edited to add: Hi, Yoink!
 
I was so shapely from the exercise men would slow down in their cars and stare.
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Stop being fucking lazy and hit the gym. I went from 275 to 215 in six months. Body fat went from 28% to 12%. Bench press from 135 to 255, squat from 135 to 401 (;)).
255 bench + 400 squat is kind of imbalanced. my bench is ~305 w/ ~400 full squat (~500 deadlift). Approximates because I train by myself and don't have a spotter. also 215 BW.
 
Stop being fucking lazy and hit the gym. I went from 275 to 215 in six months. Body fat went from 28% to 12%. Bench press from 135 to 255, squat from 135 to 401 (;)). 1 hour at the gym every second day, with a decent diet and a solid routine is all you need.

Do it up, stop being lazy. You're an affiliate-- if anyone can find the time, it's you.

So in 6 months you went from 135 to 401 in squat? I hope you are joking.

I have been training/running for four years now, granted I only weigh 138, but it takes some serious strength to squat over 400.