If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.
BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.
Funny thing is they're smart too (all with advanced university degrees) which is even weirder.
Dude, you are weird, do you even go outside?
100% positive you're a troll now, mods please close this thread.
Care to share a feminine perspective on the tips I gave?
[braces self for bitch slap]
Forget about the penis thing. If it really is THAT small, then yes, it might make for some rough times in the one-night-stand department...but if you work on other skills and get girls attached before you bring it out, it's not going to be a big deal.
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Ehhh...why not? Not going to repost your advice again because it's really long and just a short scroll up the page, but...
1. Less food, better food...dietary improvement is always good.
2 & 3 - I'd say get a routine that works for you, that you can live with.
4. Depends on the girl. Don't be a slob, though.
5. Yes, yes, YES. Funny is hot. I know he's dead and all, but George Carlin is kind of irresistible.
6. Again, depends on the girl. Fragrances smell different on different guys, so try a few that you like and ask female friends to give you honest feedback about whether it's working for you (and whether you're wearing too much).
7. I wouldn't worry about it. Most girls will happily talk your ear off about their interests, so if you're going to take time learning about "girl stuff", learn it directly from real girls...by talking to them.
8 & 9 - Yes, totally
10. A little advanced for the...what do the PUAs call it - average frustrated chump?
As for the rest, I'm a freak and I really can't comment. Foster the People makes me want to hurt somebody, I'd be much more impressed by a guy taking me to a comic convention or going hang gliding, and any guy taking me to a wine tasting had better be doing it so we can laugh at the wine douchebags.
The teddy bear thing is risky, too. There's very little that creeps me out - I always stop and talk to the weird old guy who mall-walks and says hi to every girl, I try my hardest to be understanding and kind and not think "creep" when random guys hit on me, and I once dated a mortuary sciences student - but there's just something about the idea of getting a children's toy from a potential love interest that makes me really uneasy. So maybe just make sure she's the stuffed animal type first![]()
All that stuff at the end could be great advice for some girls, horrible advice for others. Just figure out what kind of girls you like, figure out what THEY like, and make a little effort to indulge those things once in a while (without displacing who you are or being phony). Don't go overboard, though, unless you like being abused.
Only attractive people say this.1) Make women laugh.
2) Have friends.
3) Be interesting.
4) Be confident.
5) Be able to pay your own bills.
Done.
Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day.
- Write off girls. They are completely insane, unsure about what they want, and more trouble than they're worth
Only attractive people say this.
ok this is just some sad shit.
op, i got news for you:
- first off hope does exist for your cock. google "jelqing".
yes, it works. doesn't cost a dime.
- second, if you want to get good with women, you have to commit to it. as nerdy as it sounds, its no different from launching campaigns. dont bother avoiding bars and clubs, cause you're doing that out of fear. so man up and face your fears head on instead.
go to the gym and get swole.
go out regularly and hit on girls. you will fail. a lot. a LOT. kind of like failing at CPA campaigns. you have to push through the bullsht and keep going out.
I know this because I used to be exactly like you. I owe my turnaround to some wonderful people.
Not even true. It is a big deal (pun aside) I've said this before, anything bigger or smaller than 5-8 inches and you've got problems. Good luck bros.