Question for girls here, if there are any

Which one would you go for

  • Athletic guy with a big dick, but broke with no job.

    Votes: 25 48.1%
  • Fat guy with small dick, but wealthy and highly educated.

    Votes: 11 21.2%
  • Skinny guy with average looks and average income.

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Total voters
    52


If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.

Thanks Stefanie. really nice advice. I'll check out that link. I dont know why but somehow I'm surrounded by girls who like big dicks (and clearly admit it). Funny thing is they're smart too (all with advanced university degrees) which is even weirder. I can only blame porn because I feel like it wasn't like this 10 years ago. (at least not as bad)
 
Care to share a feminine perspective on the tips I gave?

[braces self for bitch slap]

Ehhh...why not? Not going to repost your advice again because it's really long and just a short scroll up the page, but...

1. Less food, better food...dietary improvement is always good.

2 & 3 - I'd say get a routine that works for you, that you can live with.

4. Depends on the girl. Don't be a slob, though.

5. Yes, yes, YES. Funny is hot. I know he's dead and all, but George Carlin is kind of irresistible.

6. Again, depends on the girl. Fragrances smell different on different guys, so try a few that you like and ask female friends to give you honest feedback about whether it's working for you (and whether you're wearing too much).

7. I wouldn't worry about it. Most girls will happily talk your ear off about their interests, so if you're going to take time learning about "girl stuff", learn it directly from real girls...by talking to them.

8 & 9 - Yes, totally

10. A little advanced for the...what do the PUAs call it - average frustrated chump?


As for the rest, I'm a freak and I really can't comment. Foster the People makes me want to hurt somebody, I'd be much more impressed by a guy taking me to a comic convention or going hang gliding, and any guy taking me to a wine tasting had better be doing it so we can laugh at the wine douchebags.

The teddy bear thing is risky, too. There's very little that creeps me out - I always stop and talk to the weird old guy who mall-walks and says hi to every girl, I try my hardest to be understanding and kind and not think "creep" when random guys hit on me, and I once dated a mortuary sciences student - but there's just something about the idea of getting a children's toy from a potential love interest that makes me really uneasy. So maybe just make sure she's the stuffed animal type first :)

All that stuff at the end could be great advice for some girls, horrible advice for others. Just figure out what kind of girls you like, figure out what THEY like, and make a little effort to indulge those things once in a while (without displacing who you are or being phony). Don't go overboard, though, unless you like being abused.
 
Forget about the penis thing. If it really is THAT small, then yes, it might make for some rough times in the one-night-stand department...but if you work on other skills and get girls attached before you bring it out, it's not going to be a big deal.

lawlz
 
If the penis thing is that big of a deal, save up $10k and go get penis enlargement surgery. Slap some alloderm on your dick, inject it into the head and be done with it. Every guy has this dream of dropping his pants and having the girl gasp from the sight of your donkey dick - I am a decent size (nothing porn huge) and for some girls in the past it was to painful, blowjobs were diffcult and anal was out of the question.

Seems like you got a lot of other hangups, but don't change so you have this fake confidence. Nothing drives women more nuts then an obvious social tool pretending to be the life of the party. Since you are surrounded by women, it appears that they enjoy your company so you are doing something right or they think your gay.
 
Ehhh...why not? Not going to repost your advice again because it's really long and just a short scroll up the page, but...

1. Less food, better food...dietary improvement is always good.

2 & 3 - I'd say get a routine that works for you, that you can live with.

4. Depends on the girl. Don't be a slob, though.

5. Yes, yes, YES. Funny is hot. I know he's dead and all, but George Carlin is kind of irresistible.

6. Again, depends on the girl. Fragrances smell different on different guys, so try a few that you like and ask female friends to give you honest feedback about whether it's working for you (and whether you're wearing too much).

7. I wouldn't worry about it. Most girls will happily talk your ear off about their interests, so if you're going to take time learning about "girl stuff", learn it directly from real girls...by talking to them.

8 & 9 - Yes, totally

10. A little advanced for the...what do the PUAs call it - average frustrated chump?


As for the rest, I'm a freak and I really can't comment. Foster the People makes me want to hurt somebody, I'd be much more impressed by a guy taking me to a comic convention or going hang gliding, and any guy taking me to a wine tasting had better be doing it so we can laugh at the wine douchebags.

The teddy bear thing is risky, too. There's very little that creeps me out - I always stop and talk to the weird old guy who mall-walks and says hi to every girl, I try my hardest to be understanding and kind and not think "creep" when random guys hit on me, and I once dated a mortuary sciences student - but there's just something about the idea of getting a children's toy from a potential love interest that makes me really uneasy. So maybe just make sure she's the stuffed animal type first :)

All that stuff at the end could be great advice for some girls, horrible advice for others. Just figure out what kind of girls you like, figure out what THEY like, and make a little effort to indulge those things once in a while (without displacing who you are or being phony). Don't go overboard, though, unless you like being abused.

Thanks you're right about the creepiness part. It's usually the really feminine house mouse types that are suckers for that, the more independent ones enjoy gestures; they enjoy knowing that there's a man that will cater to them and devote themselves to them, no matter how small or simple the gesture...
 
1) Make women laugh.

2) Have friends.

3) Be interesting.

4) Be confident.

5) Be able to pay your own bills.

Done.

Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day.
 
ok this is just some sad shit.

op, i got news for you:

- first off hope does exist for your cock. google "jelqing".
yes, it works. doesn't cost a dime.


- second, if you want to get good with women, you have to commit to it. as nerdy as it sounds, its no different from launching campaigns. dont bother avoiding bars and clubs, cause you're doing that out of fear. so man up and face your fears head on instead.

go to the gym and get swole.

go out regularly and hit on girls. you will fail. a lot. a LOT. kind of like failing at CPA campaigns. you have to push through the bullsht and keep going out.

I know this because I used to be exactly like you. I owe my turnaround to some wonderful people.
 
ok this is just some sad shit.

op, i got news for you:

- first off hope does exist for your cock. google "jelqing".
yes, it works. doesn't cost a dime.


- second, if you want to get good with women, you have to commit to it. as nerdy as it sounds, its no different from launching campaigns. dont bother avoiding bars and clubs, cause you're doing that out of fear. so man up and face your fears head on instead.

go to the gym and get swole.

go out regularly and hit on girls. you will fail. a lot. a LOT. kind of like failing at CPA campaigns. you have to push through the bullsht and keep going out.

I know this because I used to be exactly like you. I owe my turnaround to some wonderful people.

Jelqing is amazing! I started 2 days ago and I can already see a difference! My penis seems thicker and "veinier". Thanks man, you might have saved my sex life.
 
if your worried about your johnson you really need to take a step back and re think your whole approach. Stop watching porn that shit is fake and will fuck up what you think it is supposed to be like.