Were you born a retard or recently became one?
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Were you born a retard or recently became one?
Just by creating this thread you've set yourself on an unalterable path to being cheated on, dumped or sorely disappointed.
You'll have more fun after though, when you don't give a shit about any of them.
Love is need, and we only love something which doesn't need us.
End thread, bitch turned out to be teh gold digga, but still lots of awesome info here for the next one... line em up.
If you get bummed out easily don't read the following:
Everything you have with this girl can be totally, and unexplainably lost in a matter of seconds for reasons you wont, and may never understand.
To this end, you need to understand that until you find one that you either knock up or marry, this will continue.
Thusly, it's in your best interest to be true to YOURSELF, have a good time, and take everything at face value for what it is: enjoying yourself in a relationship with this girl.
As marketers, we often try to plot and scheme our way to favorable outcomes. Believe me when I tell you I wish I had a call to action button around my crotch. However, there is nothing we can ever really do to influence the emotions of others once the mind has been made up.
Drawing on this notion, you should enjoy the time you have with her. If you are having a good time, tell her. Avoid ambiguity and abstraction. But at the end of the day, this girl has probably broken hearts before, and yours maybe next. It's important that you realize that there is nothing you can really do about this but enjoy what you have now, and be true to yourself.
I was right, lol. I knew what mindset you were in when you wrote this thread, which I still have doubts as to its legitimacy. If you're not lying, that sucks but seriously, read Enigmabomb's advice again and don't care about this shit, just go with the flow and have fun.
If she didn't put any effort to get you to like her, it will be effortless for her to leave you. How do you get her to put the effort in? Never let her know how much you care.
Originally Posted by servilia
Boys, I'm a girl and let me connect the dots for you. If you want to make a girl happy give her affection, conversation, honesty and openness and commitment.
Sorry, but you don't need to do any of that shit to hold on to an awesome girl.
If you find a cool girl who you really get along with, theres no reason you have to play any silly mind games to keep her. You should be able to just be yourself (mostly... i mean, my natural instincts are to play xbox for 3 days straight without showering) and she'll want to be with you. Being with someone is supposed to make you feel happier and more relaxed, not worried all the time about if shes gonna leave you.
Rose petals???? fucking GAG CHEEZZEEEEE GAG.
BLAK.
Forget all the other advice in this thread. Just take that bitch to Target. They love that shit.
Seriously, people? This is like hearing 10th graders talk about girls.
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End thread, bitch turned out to be teh gold digga, but still lots of awesome info here for the next one... line em up.
first no pictures and now no details?
BOO THIS MAN!
BOOOOOOO....
but let me guess you got too clingy and whipped, you took her shopping and spoiled her for a month or two and she ditched your ass before you could get to emotional when she left you that you would jump off a bridge when you found her banging 3 other dudes?
am i right or what?
either way you just lost your chance with the girl of your dreams. Your not a pimp and you don't have a good enough personality to keep a girl longer than a month. Your so bad she doesn't care if your rich she can't take you any longer. Now shes with some other guy with a bigger dick than you who is cooler and a lot more fun. probably even a black guy too.
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lol jk just giving you a hard time. Now wheres the pics...
Girl wanted to get closer, guy got scared, dumps her for the next one to avoid getting "trapped." That part is clear. :disgust:
Use Pheromones.
If you really want to show a girl how you feel try a compilation CD aka High Fidelity. .
No, I don't have to try she's already into me, just wanna keep it that way, and show her things she's never experienced before.
I'll attest to that. I've never had a long term gf. I survived exactly a year once, but other than that never made it more than 1-3 months with a girl.If I ever need to win an debate entitled "94% Of Affiliate Marketers Have Never Had A Long-Term Girlfriend", this will be the thread I use to silence any opposition.